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Ge You eat on the way to the toilet, came back pants wet
friends: how wet pants?
Ge: Regular!
friends puzzled
Ge: often the people around you suddenly turn spreading the urine exclaimed: I rely on! This is not a Ge You do? !

life since ancient times, who has not died, specimens from loyalty alcohol foam.

“every human heart are a small movie.”
“you are always in my mind is no code.”

cabugg bootse , radish, seaweed, noodles, tofu happily to a restaurant.
people ask: Why go?
“eat shabu!”
The man then asked: Who is inviting guests ah?
“mutton Uta!”

“Shanghai stock!! Shanghai stock!! I was in Shenzhen!! heavy casualties on our side!! almost completely annihilated!! loss of your side How do I?! “

” Shenzhen!! Shenzhen!! I am a Shanghai stock market!! our military have been killed in action!! This is a recording, do not reply! “

The biggest difference between Jesus and the Buddha What is this? They hair and a big roll of a small volume

President, I trouble you for one cases of pancake fruit, cooked seven points, a bit spicy, a little more sauce, ah, as well as, extra egg,谢谢.

my contempt for you that’s not a forced end of the two can be hundred. And 5, 6 do. That was three years old can be really dead mother, a talk on the long!

【I’ll let you ruin】 【ruin the premise that
I have to have a good reputation. 】

Justice has fat but not greasy

love China
Scissorhands Scissorhands
Scissorhands Huo Jianhua Hou Yaohua ” br> Scissors Hand Tung Chee-hwa

why my eyes full of tears in the total? Because I am forced to pretend to be installed deep.

Royal Salute 咱 several guns a few guns.

why stallions mare gain on fast?
because, full speed.

you either silly B, I quasi-yes. Anyway, there must be one. Otherwise, this thing can not explain.

reluctant to condoms Buzhao Lang.

shows a black toilet bowel is not good to eat Oreo, or more.

originally wanted to buy two Pineapple send and tart, resulting into the bakery to see an excited owner say: the boss, give me two Oriole-ming tart.

【Durex ad】: To all the people who use our competitors products: Happy Father’s Day.

listen to Jun’s words, Saint Seiya study.

geography teacher: If the earth does not turn, and our world will be?
Small B students: Even if the Earth does not turn, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu continues to turn ~

true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face

“paid off”? Your life is a Diarrhea Mody?

not to take the air there is no wall, no can not be hanging beam.

Shuke Shu Cisu Keshu Ke, playing airplane Shook
Bei Tabei Tabei Tabei Ta, playing field artillery of the Beta
– when you look at my childhood The idol has also developed and matured.

Are you sure?
I’m sure.
Why are you so sure?
your uncle … …

ked Kim & Fucking Kim
Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il

look at Hong Kong there are a few key words television dial underworld to see if the man at home in Taiwan TV Keywords the money or the money to the woman at home, watching South Korean TV drama The key words are dead, one or both died.

Do not believe those bloody week of every month will not die of animals

Do not believe those who have never been long with the brain to think a third legs Animal

no big deal. – Breast product advertising

a stumble National Cheng Kung University lame, and then look back again Shanle Yao.

A wet foot into the airflow through the ages figure.

明月几时有 own

take a look at the rise of the East the West does not shine bright, two forced Shayang child you Shayang children.

short stories, I love your mother last half of the broadcast today, here tomorrow at the same time, please continue to enjoy, I love your mother’s second half … …

sign of maturity: One day you catch phrase from the “if it is true?” changed to “Do not Caodan had!” – congratulate you.

leaky house, seemingly endless, bridal chamber, the case is diarrhea.

not every Yin Yang Buhui would marry her six-Xia

【MSN (decisions based on ground): touch die you! 】
【BMW (grumbled): Do not touch me … …】
【RMB (Comforter land) acknowledge your fate … …】

“I am a Gemini, you are What Block? “
” old and sick pregnant and post-secondary seat … … “

jade Zhuo, not a device. Third, there is no interesting people do not vulgar.

Chulai Hun, No. incumbent, sooner or later.

you have not read the CCTV eight sets of broadcast another broadcast Korean dramas, “did they do?”

listeners a friend, perhaps you just turn on the radio broadcast back to you again, this program has been broadcast finished.

You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: Yin Qing Yuan missing, joys and sorrows, impotence premature ejaculation. .

together a long time must be sub-divided into a long period together; must be crazy to drink every wine will drink

wearing Hengyuanxiang sweater, carrying the brain Platinum gift box, holding three fine grape calcium, suck the Tai Chi acute bronchitis syrup, where many people where to go to Ben – that even if the acts of the art of bar

the world’s shortest porn Fiction: “Does it hurt?” “hurt” “Then forget it!” “Do not”

the world’s shortest fairy tale: swan toads marry another!

the shortest in the world of documentary fiction: here, more money, and were silly, speed to.

leadership fail to do well because:
First, it does not matter, like a widow to sleep, no one above;
2 is unstable, like a prostitute to sleep, above the old exchange people;
3 is not unity, as, and his wife to sleep, their own people and old people engage in themselves.

endless parade of a heart, speaking is not enough for you uncle.

you have any unhappy things? Speak out so that everyone happy about.

children do not eat, picky eaters, not just digestive problems, probably, ah, lack of acting by.

me: “Boss, give me green pepper pork noodle bowl, put in more points, green peppers, put in more points, pork, put more points noodle.”
boss : “That is not a bowl Mody … …”

not see the Great Wall of non-hero, to the Great Wall it, hero they do not eat the immediate loss.
do not hit wall Do not look back, hit the wall bar, everyone was again pushed the wall down.
不到黄河心不死, to the Yellow River bar, jumped into the Yellow River has 洗不清.

Executive son’s hands away
the sub-sub-enforcement hands, I discovered that Zaichou

fireworks in March strike a vicious blow, March Xiasan Lan fireworks, fireworks in March Xiama Wei, fireworks in March tapas,ugg boots, fireworks in March

a woman eating out of water to do, man is clay, and Lee Jun-ki Li Yuchun are the concrete to do.

men worship Buddha sitting on a lotus, female worship Laohantuiche.

Aoao sound of wailing, howling song entry to heaven: you MB’s.

miserable Seiya.

far and wide princes disorderly and out a bit busy with up to people with disabilities.

a male, picked up a copy of the new book “FHM” magazine cover only read, “Shua” and click on the white face, you want to understand this joke … … can be used robbin williams said a word to explain: “In between the brain and penis, my blood can only go to one of them … …”

twins when, such as Sun Zhongmou, looking for dad talked to Kim Il-sung.

【I can not sleep a long time … …】 【That aunt sleep, right? 】

Prince and Princess were married, did not smell of urine from living a life without shame.

bad luck I have recently ridden waves Shuaishen unlucky possession,uggs, a stranger not to close, or will drink Seya uric wet ugg boots, dry stool.

people Riboud, Ma in the Red Rabbit. Animals that are 牛逼.

『Keguan, you are jumping the queue, or stay?
』『 I 』

stools in this life I have not seen a more 牛逼’s house than the wise men.

my heart was a dormitory, which is home to house women, goblin, bookworm, bitch, lady, mother, loli, Mature, angels, demons, Eupolyphaga … … They take turns when a dormitory administrator.

interview group meetings, Taiwan where to hold meetings again.
how to say I was the person who has opened two sessions.

flow was undoubtedly a painful morning, the passenger station was undoubtedly more painful.

in front of the Chinese team, wearing the yellow jersey of the Thai team also made between trance Brazil demeanor.

Baxianguohai, all looking for the mother.
Baxianguohai, own ax to grind.
Baxianguohai, set preparation … …
Baxianguohai, each with a PHS … …
Baxianguohai, please fasten your seat belts.

ask the world who is the most lewd, Zhijiao me doing my part.

Mother, weaving in front of this sweater 咱 clover, followed by weaving big check mark, a walk to the street, the old domineering had.

<br "is an old saying:" Our Time inch of an inch of gold. " Albert Einstein said: "Time and space is one thing to children." Even if I loose money, I would like to use leisure time for a change in both of Sunday double-deck small house, you as not?

well-intentioned as Lvda Gun.
well-intentioned as foie gras.
good intentions when the donkey meat to eat fire.

Zen Master said: The Beatles down
said: let it be
Lu Xun wrote: To confront the blood dripping
Pang Ho-cheung said: are Trivial Matters ” br> Scarlett said: Tomorrow is a new day of the
Hemingway wrote: The Sun Also Rises
farmer’s wife said: what one thing I thought ah grab an egg it
I said: buddies children, can temporarily not talk about those old things a Shabi, 咱 chat line is even more interesting is not?

left a chicken, a duck right in the middle of a fat baby – the song describes bisexuality and pedophilia life of debauchery.

4 Little Swan: Chang E, Dou, Gao E, Xuan Cai E.

【Today, I am more than a pound less weight does】 【is not surprising, because today you have not make-up. 】

Recently mycophenolate was … … I would like to bet on the Chinese team will not lose in your letter Well.

mountain road before the book dry for Respect, Boundless Learning Babao make porridge.

I asked: What is the “Tao”?
have a voice in the darkness replied: good choices.

Paojiu Ba’s men are looking for stimulation, while the women, mostly trained stimulus.

In fact, every person has a common way: love and justice and good conscience, lose your virginity at school, married to the money, was secular keeping and feeding.

Female: If I had been nude on the web how to do?
Male: I am afraid posts heavy.

how much love, you can mess things up … …
how much love, can not take irresponsible … …
how much love, you can do … …

chaos

Q: Do you and your friends with when they dry?
A: ah.

(be sure to distinguish between “Well” and “do”)

room unavoidably, this hands-on.

and its sad. Not as good as Shishi.

Germany’s attack on Poland, the most spectacular scene is the Horse knifed Tanks: Poland’s troops turned out to be the main cavalry, the heroic Polish knight holding the sun and the sun’s sharp saber spears, toward the German tanks, the Poles shouted Long live the motherland, it directed at tanks rush has passed. Germans have a beginning and Mongolia, this is Polish or a two-yong ah ah? And other Germans finally come to understand, oh, yes two, and quickly closing the tank cover, guns sing.

the French Thermidor coup: pseudo-revolution, the name of the things unjust Robespierre and the arm of cowboys who went together on the guillotine of the. French people quite humorous, in Robespierre’s tombstone carved a line of words: I, Robespierre, buried here, past the pedestrian ah, do not sorrow for me, if I live, you who are not survive .

the U.S. development of the industrial revolution conditions are: blessed. Industrial development has benefited from the United States – something two oceans, north and south without a strong enemy. The Atlantic Ocean separated from the war-ridden Europe, the Pacific has separated from Asia. The north of Canada is actually the same species with the text of the original War of Independence of the Loyalists; south of Mexico, 52% of the territory occupied by the United States, and Mexicans hate the United States? Mexicans hate is how the United States not to my entire account.

no matter how you roll forward the wheel of history, only three-ring traffic Vince, I did not move!

chest Yan Chien-Que words, less than Wang Lun send me disc.

the world’s most tragic thing is not to touch the beautiful, but ran into beautiful ….. as well as his boyfriend ……

there is a woman, biting his own one, when dying, said: Originally, I was poisoning women … …

【first, the chicken or the egg? 】
【First, clients have the chicken】

【you like my angel’s face, or the devil’s body? 】
【I like you the sense of humor. 】

In fact, we are forced to Generation name of the. Not 牛逼, that is, Shabi, or loading force.

and one-person debate whales are not fish, finally, I said, “The Japanese also brought individual words,” Then he agreed that the whale is not a fish.

I do not know you? Zhanjiu on the drunk, see the world the fan case of financial spur of the moment, pick up a pen forget the words. You have an advantage of a great Chick saw eye on the changes in digital.

in vain, old and cold water ~ ~ ~ ~ .. also salty ~ ~ ..

I cousin, the annual 4 more than a decade. From the beginning of the text, even without the three-year test. Sui martial arts, martial arts court issued a vector, the drums officials and by the out. To change medical school essays a good way, serving the, soldier.

matter is not nonsense, why is laid off their remaining Ya ~! ?

long like a steamed buns do not blame the dog along!

sun, sky photographs, flowers Si Qiaoqiao, birds, said: gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics … … Why do you wear pants to school?

women have two characteristics: more clothes, but also felt no clothes; pretty little longer, but also feel quite pretty.

when you fail to figure out the time, think about themselves in China, everything will suddenly see the light of the.

in spring are here, the weather warmed 啦. Non-mainstream are again a variety of flirtatious purple, Eupolyphaga green, yellow dog feces packages just do not pack anything Qiuku feet Waichuan, perform “Gods” outdoor version of 啦. While they are arranged in an S-shaped, while arranged in a B-shaped.

Guan Guan Ju dove, in the water side, My Fair Lady, gentleman itch.

mandarin duck mandarin duck phase hold when, and mandarin duck mandarin duck to one side

curious is my torment your light, you are my Cihhang Purdue, you are my blue sky great master yo.

couplet 1: parietal Paper Tigers forest, lying trough mud Male Ge wall

drive Tap? industry was Gou day, lying Male Ge trough mud wall. “

Whenever someone boast me, I always uncomfortable it is because … … … … … … Kwame was not enough.

Nothing is too difficult, a first-come bake right wings.
Nothing is difficult, if not to think about.
there is nothing difficult, I am afraid that takes numerous.

courtship dialogue: Do you want to 一失足成千古恨? the opportunity to come.

give me “free Tibet” I took pieces of white tee, in front of free writing corsica, left arm was free northern ireland & scoland, the right arm was free quebec, behind the writing free you whole family

yo, you in Phoenix to work in Taiwan?

Tu, Tujia and Miao Autonomous Prefecture in western Hunan Fenghuang television.

Meng Jiangnu tears down the Great Wall dry red wine, White Snake Shuimanjinshan PowerWord.

soft and hard Jian Shi ~ ~

there ABCD …. 26 letters, ET gone a few left? Answer: 21! because the ET to be driven away UFO ….

life so much Jiao, adopt a girl to sleep.

heroes do not ask a way out, gangsters do not look at age

a girl in front of before, is not a sin.

while they spit today’s sputum, today, tonight there is sister to sleep tonight .

If this is not love, then I would prefer to sell cabugg bootse.

ancestral psoriasis, cures old traditional Chinese medicine.

a zoo staff member died, tombstone inscription: “bear out, not to notice. “

Say that woman is a book, girl, you about this figure is a one-volume edition … …

Here you appreciate the traditional Dialogue, “Tsai Ming-hold.” performers, Guo Da.

avoid refined road

a person bought a new Jeep, and soon found that a small children behind in the 4X4 wrote a “= 16″
quickly Naqu painting
and then think about it, rather than let others draw flowers, it is better to write on their own, so he sprayed a month “= 16″
Unexpectedly, a few days later, followed by more a pigeonhole..

on diarrhea all week.
all the orange on the capsules.

70-year-old old man to marry his mistress, Sun Q: Lord you are an age, a night to eat aside? old man: This is a simple play mahjongg with the same – eat less, multi-touch, hard hitting, non-blasters.

owner surnamed Zhou, once he was called to, I do not remember that at that time were doing, a tense mouth said: ‘Premier Zhou … …’

Russian players: Will You Be Ya cowards

“if you marry, do not marry someone else, not to marry me ……”

to find a good girl, Sophia Joint Admission mistress

-mediated crosstalk ah really care about is take off your ugg boots to sing.

<br "Disney's disco
Diana wearing Anfen …

even believe, the middle there is also a lie; even in business, in the middle there is a?.

lady, let me pointing your menstrual … … Oh, No, no fans through the bar

house matter referred to sexual intercourse

what means to save you, you this slut.

you really forget things more than slut ah

Johnson Xiao Dream fans Huangdie, hope Timor lust Tuodu Lei.

donor, you were wrong, and Laona not do a good big brother for years, Laona do not love the cold edge of the bed.

loaded to force a flower, thanks to Van child headed

century-old giant prostitutes, was destroyed by an egg.

<br "delegate of fish, it is better granted Mermaid Water Fun
delegate of fish, pickled fish, than delegate

seen al. fear of taunting speech of the” mosquito knowledge Woman ” Mody?

Competition is divided into ABCDEFGH eight points, the group said a team was stuck in the G-point, they will naturally survive High’s.

【Are you a virgin?】 【
.. do not tell you that you are?】 【I
days Ping!】
【… …】

Musical ah, you are not hurt? if you hurt my mother talk about 10, 10 mother I have been on health school photos you can look.

Musical ah, you do not want to visiting the market? browsing the market if you listen to me 10 mother say: “Carrefour can not stroll! “

Musical ah, do you not want children to sing songs? If you want to sing to my mother talk about 10, 10 mother I go there alone till stroll.

Musical ah, Did you want to listen to 郭德纲? if you go to Devon Society mother speak to me 10, 10 mother I know a few cattle the party.

Musical ah, you are not going to the gym? if you go to the gym right I have 10 mother say that I have 10 mother to accompany you practice the power.

Musical ah, do you not want to buy clothes? If you do buy clothes for my 10 mother say that I have 10 mother getting goods with the price discussion. ” br>
Musical ah, do you not want to go online? if you want to go online to my mother talk about 10, 10 mother I’ll put broadband installed.

Lang Lang ah, do you not want to buy a house? if you want to buy a house to my mother talk about 10, 10 mother I know developers.

I have a beautiful desire to be able to grow up playing bullying ~ ~ ~

Gender: Male Hobbies: Female

冰火两重天, one-day Flying tour.

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waitress: So, you can only be … … ;
mobile users: You can not shirk the difficulties encountered by the problem can not be met simply to help people solve the problem, right
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waitress: It can now only leave contact details, I can only now … …
mobile users: I did not contact cards so that I eat, I Where to stay contact?
waitress: Now you can, you … …
mobile users: Do you call a cat stomach hit the bar, how can I pick ah
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mobile users: You said what I I do not believe, and now you have doubts, and next time I am ready for Unicom’s card had not, I tell you that you have less of a customer, I told You, not I said
waitress: Hello … …
mobile users: You do not think Ah, you does not matter, your little one does not matter, we Chinese can be more of our customers, and You are the one a customer save up, does not mean that suddenly so much, is not it, you lose one is to lose one of
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mobile users: I want to … … Wait a minute, I ask what qualifications did you Miss A
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waitress: I can … …
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mobile users: stand up?
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Male: pigs gone.
woman quietly said: Otherwise I will give you pig. . .
dawn, the male whistling drive 30 (including the young woman home, 10) go to the market went. . .
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1, wife.
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2, his wife.
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more ambiguous relationship between the relatively close, but not too nauseating for the kind of nausea more normal boys.

4, full name.
is generally more suited to the kind of super-thick-skinned, and no less than pull the face to the performance of the ambiguous relationship between two people dead about face-saving faction, suitable for large men big girl blushed with each other cry in public.

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7, fed.
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busy with work pressure at home to see 4-year-old daughter is not the time to noisy trouble again, you finally can not help but roared up: “how is always Kuakua! Do not cry, really is annoying fine ! ”

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a self-esteem and respect other people’s children, must first obtain the respect of adults, too.

If we do not give them that respect, the children are rude, the children will be taken for granted that others should do as I say, hard to stand in someone else’s point of view of the problem.

bad habits 2

married for many years, often for some of you and your wife, “Why buy a chicken not to buy duck” like some trivial matters in front of her daughter’s face quarreling days afterwards reconciled.

reminder

our hostility, quarrel, to give children a bad example of aggressive behavior. We argue when the demeanor, posture, tone, tone, language had been the child saw this in mind in the future, when a child in the game on the air opposite the doll to tender tender voice scolded, mercilessly playing dolls, or to children using foul language, bad language.

bad habits 3

your hard work, Qinjianchijia, reluctant to buy new clothes for himself, but his son is very generous, he wants to Altman, it is necessary according to Superman are not wrong, nor save him. Do you want: the one-child society, not it to a children?

reminder

we have this “love” the child will only know how to be incapable of paying. How can a child understand money’s hard?

bad habits 4

Every day you come home from work, always habitually asked her: “How was today in kindergarten?” side of the question, while have been busy cooking, cleaning, or read the newspaper.

reminder

our actions seem to tell a child: I do not care about your answer, I am now really concerned about is that it can not be quickly ready for dinner, or organize a good room, reading today’s newspaper. “This approach will only get one from the child is Youjing angry answer:” Nothing, “” make do \
bad habits 5

your son’s quest for toys with other children or an argument, you punish the child allowed to play with toys a week. A few days later, you realize that your child’s punishment has gone too far heavier, but you think: “Parents should be consistent words and deeds\
reminder

we made a mistake, refused to admit the children also followed a wrong in the end.

bad habits 6

home TV breaks down, you ask for help to fix their son’s uncle. To the agreed time, his uncle called to say they can not come in a hurry. You hang up on the children and his wife, complained: “You’re uncle is too bad faith of the! Do not asked him to help in the future.”

reminder

blame and blame is not only useless, returned to the child made a bad role model: in the face of disappointment, we do not actively think of ways to solve the problem, just blindly blame and blame someone else.

bad habits 7

after dinner, his daughter pleaded with him to want you to give her stories, but you are always kept busy with other things: finishing room; reply to a message or check out some information; just want to sit down and tell stories, all of a sudden, what things going to deal with.

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you and your son, queuing at the supermarket waiting for payment. A woman stood in front of you to jump the queue. You ask her to go to the back line. However, if you ignore her, so you raise his voice, with her theory, the last quarrel again.

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our approach to the kids the wrong social skills training to enable the child misconception that quarrel,Replica Watches, abuse and even the fights are a good way to resolve the conflict. you’ll often see their children in order to compete for toys and children quarrel or fight .

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you are a member of the Committee kindergarten parents, teachers ask you to help write a few small articles used in the park newspaper. But you have been busy, the day before the deadline can not complete a few articles. At this point, you have to call to the teacher to tell her that you are ill, she was looking for another parent to write.

reminder

did not try to retreat first, then, we can usually tell them to “live up to, and never kept his word,” the glorious image of the destroyed, the children have learned to promise to be forgotten, allowed itself to be easily rely on lying shirk.

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marriage Lu finally come to an end, your heart filled with resentment against the other. So your 6-year-old daughter, enumerating the other is not, and told his daughter: “Dad / Mom do not want you, you never ever do to him.

reminder

do, the children learned to hate, when in achieving its purpose to carry out sabotage and trouble-making, revenge.

bad habits 11

one day, you suddenly find a spouse having an affair! From the beginning of shock and panic, in the end of tolerance, you tell yourself: “As long as he / she would also like this home on the line, and you figure what, will not that give kids a complete family?”

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our “good” creation of a seemingly complete home, do not give kids enough warmth and love, “Strange Bedfellows” and “dubious” has brought to life the child would be a no-confidence on the true feelings of misunderstanding!

habit 12

the issue of marriage, your mother had been blocking, so, after marriage, you never caring for the elderly, and never took his son to the elderly, where to play, secretly and often in front of the child’s face curse for the elderly.

reminder

not caring for the child set the example, then the consequences will one day come to your own head!

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you always used to readily litter
things, the wife will readily littered with all your things packed well, you never need to worry about.

reminder

In this way, children will develop into all the responsibility for all the blame to someone else’s habit.

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you have always encouraged their children to learn Kongrongrangli at home, while in the bus but with the elderly, children,mbt shoes, grab a seat, or in “no entry” sign and let children climb under the sculpture on the swing pose.

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we say one thing and do another, for the formation of a proper sense of morality is not a child, when he grows up to face the challenges of modern society, all kinds of temptations, it is difficult there is anyone, guarding himself.

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children’s playground on the delay in walking, you reminders once again, I saw fewer and fewer children, you are a child, said: “Other kids have to go back, you should also go bar!” finally the child in tow.

reminder

We always use relative to the standards of other children their children, which makes the child to focus on comparison with others, and in this period into their own codes of conduct, it will grow up to do things be easily affected by others.

bad habits 16

a traffic jam on the road again. You stop the car from the Emergency Road opened in the past. Behind the 5-year-old daughter asks you: “Why should we go here?” You say: “here, no police, no camera, no connection.

reminder

When we, when no one supervision violation, the children have learned: As long as not to be caught doing anything can be.

bad habits 17

you are busy in the kitchen in full swing, six-year-old son get in to help you quickly launch their children the kitchen: “go, go, kids Mind your own business while remain where to go.”

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our children’s “love” and let kids think that everything their parents do.

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dinner, your child’s face in front of angry tell lover: “Xiao Wang promotion, and he so what’s remarkable, not to understand computers as do … …”

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not as good as others, we do not recognize their own, the children have to learn to self-centered, lazy.

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5-year-old son, trying to disassemble an alarm clock to see what was going on, you can not help but rage: “What a child understand? are not allowed to tamper with!”

reminder

we want kids to know what to do, do, and which should not be doing, but simply to say “no” can only undermine the parent-child relationship, to suppress the child’s initiative, forcing them into “underground activity\is too late!

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daughter pleaded with him to buy Barbie dolls, do you want to stop her, and even cheated with a scare, said: “disobedient, the police came for you,” “disobedient, Mom and Dad do not you.”

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When the kids prove “themselves be fooled” In the future no longer believe the words of the adults.

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